Introducing my ‘Of the Week’ postings

Whoa, you’re probably thinking that there is already enough ‘Of the Week’ out there on the Internet… you are wrong, there can never be enough silliness on the internet. So, I am going to do my own and add it into my blog and -try- to keep it going every week.

So, let me start off with a few items to get me going, and I will expand categories and area’s covered later (and with some suggestions… if anyone actually reads this page)

Music Mash up of the Week:
Avicii vs. Adele – Rolling in the Levels.

Why I choose this: I am a fan of trance/techno/house music, of which Avicii is probably the hottest name out there right now, so take his song ‘Levels‘ and combine it with Adele‘s ‘Rolling in the Deep‘ and you get a mash up masterpiece.

eBay auction of the Week:
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Utah-Dinosaur-Coprolite-Dino-Poop-whole-nodule-1-pound-13-oz-Specimen-/230795223830?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35bc77a316#ht_702wt_1396

Dino Poop
Photo: Lynne Hand

 

 

 


Why I choose this: Seriously? Someone actually wants to own fossilized dino poop? Maybe I should start saving Tinker’s daily deposits and find a way to fossilize them fast and sell them…. there might just be a market for it.

Kijiji Ad of the week:
And I quote “Desperate need of a fuel pump for my Chicken Plucker”
http://newbrunswick.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-other-Desperate-need-of-a-fuel-pump-for-my-chicken-plucker-W0QQAdIdZ381018205
Plucked Chicken
Why I choose this: I was intrigued to see a chicken plucker… then I read the description and it was pure gold.

News Article of the Week:
Miami police shoot naked man chewing on other mans face.
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120528/naked-attacker-chewing-victims-face-120528/

Why I choose this: Do I even need to explain? Let me narrow it down to 2 words, that are clearly visible in the above image… ‘Zombie Apocalypse’… if this is the case, then try and memorize the rules for survival below.

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife